Jingle My Balls (Shingles)
โ Authors and Dragons, John G. Hartness
๐ Fiction
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2019
๐ Independently published
๐ English
Jeff just wanted to ride his lawnmower to the beer store, get a twelve-pack, and drink away the night before Christmas Eve. But something went awry, and he came home to find a horny elf twerking in his living room. The elf, actually his animated Shelf Elf Herman, has just one more night to experienc