How to read this book -- Introduction -- Principle #1: Don't call it wrong if you don't know what's right -- Principle #2: Vajacials are real-- but you only need one thing for down there care -- Principle #3: The secret to boosting your libido isn't usually in a prescription bottle -- Principle #4: Discover who you are in bed-- every day -- Principle #5: Get as down and dirty as your want-- but remember this -- Principle #6: You need a platinum-level protection plan-- even if you're married -- Principle #7: Always plan your trip to his netherlands -- Principle #8: Know when to leave sex toys to the professionals -- Principle #9: Treat your period like a frenemy -- Principle #10: Know your breasts like you know your way home -- Principle #11: If you don't control your fertility, it will control you -- Principle#12: Stop with the dΓ©jΓ vu appointments.;Both funny and informative, Walters brings you on a quest through the female reproductive system. She answers all the burning (and itching ... and smelling) questions you've always been afraid to ask. Every woman is different, and her reading experience is tailor-made for each individual. After taking a fun quiz to uncover your own vaginal personality (V.P.), you'll embark upon an eye-opening journey of self-discovery. Walters' book is a woman's guide to self-awareness that will educate, entertain, and empower others to achieve vaginal liberation. -- adapted from jacket;"In The Queen V, the beloved OB-GYN, celebrity doctor, and star of Bravo's Married to Medicine reveals the twelve principles behind a happy and healthy vagina ... and other lady parts. After twenty years of private obstetrics and gynecological practice, there's nothing Dr. Jackie Walters hasn't seen. And now, in her new book, the widely-adored OB-GYN invites you to put your feet in the stirrups and investigate. Whether she's covering libido, contraceptives, labiaplasty, or fertility, Dr. Jackie educates readers with her characteristic grace and pragmatism. Both funny and informative, she brings you on a quest through the female reproductive system-answering all the burning (and itching, and smelling ...) questions you've always been afraid to ask. Dr. Jackie knows that every woman is different, and she's designed a reading experience that's tailor-made for each individual. After taking a fun quiz to uncover your own vaginal personality (V.P.), you'll embark upon an eye-opening journey of self-discovery. Are you a Mary Jane, a Sanctified Snatch, or a Notorious V.A.G.? What's the shape of your vaginal flower-rosebud, tulip, or carnation? Dr. Jackie reveals the answer and doles out advice so personal you'll feel like you're in the office talking to her. For every time you've been draped in a paper gown and too embarrassed to ask that question, Dr. Jackie has you covered. Her book is a woman's guide to self-awareness that will educate, entertain, and empower others to achieve vaginal liberation. It's a must-read for anyone who owns (or loves) a vagina"--