It's Not My Fault I Know Everything
โ Scribed by Jim Benton
- Publisher
- Scholastic Inc.
- Year
- 2013
- Tongue
- English
- Series
- Dear Dumb Diary 8
- Category
- Fiction
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
โฆ Synopsis
New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!
Dear Dumb Diary,
I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that."
What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.
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