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I Hate Everyone, Except You

✍ Scribed by Kelly, Clinton

Book ID
109094939
Publisher
Gallery Books
Tongue
English
Weight
368 KB
Category
Fiction

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✦ Synopsis

Bestselling author and beloved television personality Clinton Kelly pens a hilariously intimate collection of essays about his often-embarrassing journey from awkward kid to slightly less awkward adult.
Clinton Kelly isn't just an enduring television host. In I Hate Everyone, Except You , Clinton Kelly is a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's most foul-mouthed high-school graduation speaker.

Whether he's fantasizing about strangers in airports, throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career, or rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life's social hurdles with enviable aplomb. He shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, from finding true love in a crowded gay bar to auditioning for sliced turkey commercials. Clinton delves into all these topics--and many more--in this thoroughly hilarious,...

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