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How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja

✍ Scribed by Jay Key

Book ID
111325860
Publisher
Star Wheel Books
Year
2018
Tongue
English
Weight
261 KB
Series
Adventures of Duke LaGrange #1
Category
Fiction
ISBN-13
9781732659018
ASIN
B07GV28STV

No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.

✦ Synopsis

Bounty hunters. Ninjas. Anthropomorphic musk oxen from the moons of Gartosh. Welcome to the gut busting and page turning universe of Duke LaGrange!

When bounty hunter Duke LaGrange and his oft inebriated Japanese-Irish ninja companion, Ishiro’shea, entered their favorite watering hole, Cyborg Joe’s Grill N’ Go & The Why Not Saloon, they had no idea that they would soon be gobbled up by an unhinged astral anomaly and deposited on an uncharted primitive world. Few things are worse than undeveloped planets especially those that haven’t even made it to the soufflΓ© stage. To top it off, this particular planet comes with its own insane ruler and an Orb that Controls Everything and Must be Respected. The bounty hunting duo will need to navigate a violent rebellion, flying fire breathing panthers, and mutated swamp cannibals in order to avoid being stranded light years from the nearest well-made martini.

How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja is the first book in The Adventures of Duke LaGrange, a series of hilarious sci-fi adventure romps from the creative mind of Jay Key. You are sure to fall in love with Key’s menagerie of colorful characters and laugh-out loud storytelling talents.

Praise for How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja:

"A raucous, new kind of pulp action hero...Flash Gordon, Jack Burton, and Buckaroo Banzai got nothing on Duke LaGrange." - Marcus Muller, comic artist and creator of King of the Unknown

"[W]itty, fast-paced...[an] imaginative style of writing." - Readers' Favorite

"For goofy grown up pulp readers and sci-fi geeks, it's as much fun as a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster." - Frank R. Sjodin, pulp author and 2017 Audio Verse Award Winner

352 pages
Publisher: Star Wheel Books (2 Oct. 2018)
Language: English
ASIN: B07GV28STV

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