Where does a Demon go when she gets deported from Hell?
Kentucky. Eden, Kentucky to be more specificwhere nothing is exactly as it seems.
My
name is Dixie. Im a Demona lousy Demon. Im a twenty-one year old
virgin and I have a battery operated boyfriend. My magic is iffy at best
and downright dangerous at worst. Leaving Hell to represent my race is
not high on my list of things to do.
Hell was exact. Hell
was simple. All I want to do is get to home base with the hotter than
Hades Demon of my dreams and work on my dark side so Satan, my dad, will
get off my ass.
Instead I end up in Kentucky looking for
the Balance of Chaos, avoiding pole dancing classes with Mother Nature
and finding out my invisible friend is a silver skinned destructive
weather pattern.
And if that isnt craptastic enough, the
damn Sword of Death is missing again and who ever has it wants the King
of the Underworld dead. Seriously.
With new powers
emerging daily, keeping my Demon side, horniness and general disgust
under wraps doesnt make it any easier to fit in with the humans.
Thankfully my priorities are in line: get laidsave worldtry not to
blow up kitchen appliancesand get laid again. I was ready to rumble.
All
I want to do is go back to Hell, but with the balance of good and evil
in my hands, Im stuck in the garden of Eden. Oh well, what the Hell.
Someone has to save the world before theres no world left to save.
Might as well be me.
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Single Author : Robyn Peterman
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