β Jennifer Crusie
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β¦ LIBER β¦
Getting Rid of Matthew
β Scribed by Jane Fallon
- Publisher
- Penguin Books Ltd
- Year
- 2013;2007
- Tongue
- en-GB
- Weight
- 205 KB
- Category
- Fiction
- ISBN
- 0141900652
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
β¦ Synopsis
Getting Rid of Matthew is the brilliantly witty novel from Jane Fallon.
What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife Sophie and their two daughters and move into your flat, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore . . .
PLAN A: Stop shaving your armpits. And your bikini line. Tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks Stop having sex with him. Pick holes in the way he dresses. Don't brush your teeth. Or your hair. Or pluck out the stray hag-whisker that grows out of your chin. Buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around
PLAN B: Accidentally on purpose bump into his wife Sophie Give yourself a fake name and identity Befriend Sophie Actually begin to really like Sophie Snog Matthew's son (who's the same age as you by the way. You're not a paedophile) Buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity Befriend Matthew's children....
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