Get Laid or Die Trying: The Field Reports

✍ Scribed by Allen, Jeff

• Publisher: Gallery Books
• Year: 2014
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 229 KB
• Category: Fiction
• City: New York, United States.
• ISBN: 1451620918

✦ Synopsis

Cover; Title Page; Copyright Page; Dedication; Foreword; Chapter 1: Xmas Eve 2000 A.D.; Chapter 2: Demo Tape; Chapter 3: Grenade Pin; Chapter 4: Lakeside Blues; Chapter 5: Thug Life; Chapter 6: Fucking & Punching; Chapter 7: Blauhaus; Chapter 8: Oaktown Mack; Chapter 9: Magic Trick; Chapter 10: Journey; Chapter 11: Rage Fuck; Chapter 12: A Very Jlaix Halloween; Chapter 12: Brainwash; Chapter 13: Dollar Drinks; Chapter 14: Christmastime at The El Rio; Chapter 15: Trading Spaces with The Bachelor; Chapter 16: Worst Night Ever; Chapter 17: Take Me to The River; Chapter 18: Warpig Surprise;In the beginning, there were field reports. Before there were any books by Neil Strauss or Mystery, before there were pickup boot camps or DVD box sets, pickup existed as a loosely-knit "community" on Internet bulletin boards. There, would-be players shared their field reports, strategies, and results. They compared notes, exchanged critiques, and figured out a body of knowledge that defied everything men had ever been told about getting women'what has since come to be known as game. The undisputed king of the field report was a player named "jlaix." This was the handle of Jeff Allen, who would go on to be a founding member of Real Social Dynamics with Tyler Durden and Papa, all of whom play major roles in Neil Strauss's The Game, the bestselling exposE of the world of pickup artists. In an arena founded on one-upmanship, Jeff Allen did it bigger and better than anyone. Get Laid or Die Trying presents in utterly shameless, hilarious, and graphic detail, Jeffy's gritty, 100 percent real, and jaw-droppingly astonishing feats of seduction, revealing exactly how one goes about: - Attracting the girl you want by sleeping with all of her friends - Getting into the pants of the hottest girl at the party'a total stranger'in less than thirty minutes - Deflecting last-minute resistance with a single word - Pulling a chick who is surrounded by ten jealous guys - Cutting out enormous dudes that could easily pound you to a "fine red mist"--Getting threesomes as your default extraction - Having a stable so big you have to trim it down, and other "quality problems"--Convincing a girl you just met that before you fuck her, she must mow your lawn Jeff's tactics produce superhuman results, yet he doesn't do anything you couldn't do'now that you've seen it done. The worst part' You could have been doing this your whole life.

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