\*You are what you eat. . . . *Cat smart, sassy, and funnybut thin, shes not. Until her class science project. Thats when she winds up doing an experimenton herself. Before she knows it, Cat is livingand eatinglike the hominids, our earliest human ancestors. True, no chips or TV is a bummer and no
Fat Barbarian: A Humorous Fantasy Adventure (Fat Barbarian Saga Book 1)
โ Scribed by Richard Hedley
- Publisher
- Perigo Press
- Year
- 2019
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 108 KB
- Category
- Fiction
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
โฆ Synopsis
A fat barbarian. Obnoxious talking swords. Heroes dont get more epic than this.
Barney is on a mission to rescue Queen Prunella from the Sorcerer. Armed with his chatty magic swords, Barney will encounter fire-breathing dragons, gratuitous violence, a barfly wizard named Doug, dragonmen, a seductive wood nymph, and, maybe, the true meaning of friendship.
And then things get really interesting.
Is our barbarian actually trapped in a twisted game to test his resolve to embrace Might as a way of life? Is pacifism a legitimate lifestyle choice for a magic sword? What kind of barbarian knows the difference between imply and infer?
Pick up Fat Barbarian for the answer to these and other questions you didnt know you had.
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