β Scribed by Peterman, Robyn
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
Once upon a time there lived a Fairy. And not just your run of the mill kind of Fairy. The reincarnated Fairy Queen of Zanthia. The Queen. She was a modern woman & mdash;a human no less. Armed with a potty mouth, a firm grasp of every note in Michael Jackson's song catalogue, and some friends in very high places, she was set. Yet this Queen wasn't exactly sure she wanted the job. Fine & hellip;it's me. I've been happily human for thirty years. Now I'm discovering I'm the reincarnated Fairy Queen over a land chock-full of freaks who want me dead. Awesome. However, I'll admit the perks are pretty cool. I definitely have more magic in my little pinky than should be allowed by law in any universe. Not to mention, the love of my life is a Fairy so smokin' hot, he makes Hell look like a Winter Wonderland. Problem is, my hotter than Hades Fairy is imprisoned in Zanthia for nefarious reasons I won't go into, but now I must head back to that crap hole where I'm the Queen, and save the damn day. I won't go alone. Nope. I'm packing a narcissistic Mini Elf, two ancient singing Vampyres who couldn't carry a tune if their undead lives depended on it, and the sister of my imprisoned love, The Kev. For him, I vow to discover my truth. Consequently, I'm unsure if this truth meant to save or destroy. What I do know? The alternative is unacceptable. Fairy tales are meant to have happy endings. I'm determined to make that a reality. Ready or not & hellip; here comes the freakin' Fairy Queen.
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