Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar
β Scribed by Oxford, Kelly
- Publisher
- HarperCollins;Collins
- Year
- 2014
- Tongue
- English
- Category
- Library
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
β¦ Synopsis
Everything in this book is true. The time Kelly peed her pants in the gas station. The time she stalked Leonardo DiCaprio through Los Angeles as a stoned teenager. The time she used her son's diaper explosion to get out of a speeding ticket. And especially the time she was convinced David Copperfield could read her mind. Kelly's more than half a million Twitter followers already knew she was hilarious, and <Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar</ has proven it, spending months on the bestseller list, earning her love from both reviewers and readers, and proving "not only has she mastered the 140-character barb, but the long-form essay as well."* Kelly's adventures are now in paperback, with a brand-new story about how she and her husband, James, got married to fulfill their son's desire to be a ring bearer. (But blew it, by forgetting a crucial detail.) From childhood to motherhood, from the zany to the tearjerking, Kelly covers it all and proves that when you live life unapologetically, there's no need to lie.>
β¦ Subjects
Anecdotes;Humor;HUMOR--Topic--Marriage & Family;;HUMOR -- Topic -- Marriage & Family
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