EIM05 - Milk & Croakies
β Scribed by Cheever, Sam
- Publisher
- Electric Prose Publications
- Year
- 2020
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 113 KB
- Category
- Fiction
- ISBN-13
- 9781950331239
- ASIN
- B07VQHKPZR
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
β¦ Synopsis
Sticks and stones can break my bones, but wrinkles can actually kill me!
Just when I think I understand life, the Universe flings a magic booger at me.
It just doesnβt pay to think youβve got a handle on things.
For example, my favorite customer, Mrs. Foxladle, got into a simple disagreement with her book club friends over their obsession with youth and beauty. The next thing you know, theyβre all dead.
Did Mrs. Foxladle kill them?
It certainly seems like a possibility. But Iβm still holding on to the hope that Iβm dealing with a rogue magical artifact in the hands of someone with diabolical intent.
Unfortunately, I havenβt been able to figure out what it is and whoβs wielding it with deadly results.
I was counting on Detective Grym, a real rock of a guy, to help me find the culprits. But Grymβs lifespan just turned unpredictable. (You could say things are a bit rocky for him right now.) Which leaves solving the mystery up to me and my friends.
It's just a really good thing I have a cat and a frog andβ¦ Yeah, about thatβ¦ Iβm really no closer to figuring out how to use them either.
Holy goblin phlegm!
This magic wrangling stuff is hard!
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