Eating Cupcakes in a Cemetery

✍ Scribed by Shelley Dawn Siddall

• Book ID: 111035028
• Year: 2019
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 99 KB
• Category: Fiction
• ASIN: B07WG97WNM

✦ Synopsis

Bev is short, loud and drunk most of the time. She woke up this morning next to a dead guy and does the most logical thing in the world; grabs some packages of dry noodles and drives for hours to surprise her sister. Her sober and shocked sister Belinda.

Together the sisters take sibling bickering to new heights as they try to determine what Bev did the preceding twenty-four hours. Bev would like to know what she did the previous month, as well as the current, but heah, at least she has a place to live.

And she has a place to be lonely. She goes to the cemetery and invents stories about the people buried there. She finds it oddly soothing. Bev also does her version of community service by stealing flowers from graves and re-planting them on random graves. It kind of freaks out the mourners who return the next day, but Bev is oblivious, because, you know, she’s probably drunk.

Her older sister Belinda has her own secret vices and needs to get the truth from Bev and her spotty memory. Like why are people shooting at Bev? Where did the money come from? Why is that FBI agent following her? Did Bev really kidnap the missing woman? And why does her twin sister have a gun and the dead man’s shoes in the trunk of her car? Bev would like to know the answers to these questions too; but right now she could really use a drink.
Genre: Fiction > Mystery/Thriller