Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said "yes." Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of! What is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks? A savvy, riotously funny novel, **Diary of a Mad Bride** is for anyone who has ever been a bri
Diary of a Mad Bride
β Scribed by Wolf, Laura
- Book ID
- 108053869
- Publisher
- Random House Publishing Group
- Year
- 2015
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 150 KB
- Category
- Fiction
- ISBN-13
- 9780804181259
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β¦ Synopsis
Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said "yes." Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of!
What is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks?
A savvy, riotously funny novel, Diary of a Mad Bride is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the world's ugliest bridesmaid dress....
My wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress. It was a disaster too large to comprehend. After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this? The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head....
My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring:
"What do you mean he gave you an emerald! Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say,...
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