Dexter Is Delicious

✍ Scribed by Jeff Lindsay

• Publisher: Doubleday
• Year: 2010
• Tongue: English
• Leaves: 259
• Series: Dexter
• Edition: First Edition first Printing
• Category: Library

✦ Synopsis

America’s most-read, most-watched, and most­ beloved serial killer—Dexter Morgan—is back. After selling more than one million copies and inspiring the wildly popular #1 Showtime series and top-rated crime drama on pay-cable television, New York Times bestselling author Jeff Lindsay returns with his most hilarious, macabre, and purely entertaining novel yet. Dexter Morgan has always lived a happy homicidal life. He keeps his dark urges in check by adhering to one stead­fast rule . . . he only kills very bad people. But now Dexter is experiencing some major life changes—don’t we all?—and they’re mostly wrapped up in the eight-pound curiosity that is his newborn daughter. Family bliss is cut short, however, when Dexter is summoned to investigate the disappearance of a seventeen-year-old girl who has been running with a bizarre group of goths who fancy themselves to be vampires. As Dexter gets closer to the truth of what happened to the missing girl, he realizes they are not really vampires so much as cannibals. And, most disturbing . . . these people have decided they would really like to eat Dexter. Jeff Lindsay’s bestselling, dark, ironic, and oftentimes laugh-out-loud hilarious novels about the lovable serial killer with no soul (but a redeeming desire to kill only people who deserve it) have gained a legion of fans and assumed a place in our cul­ture.

✦ Table of Contents

Dexter is Delicious: A Novel......Page 2
ONE......Page 5
TWO......Page 9
THREE......Page 14
FOUR......Page 19
FIVE......Page 24
SIX......Page 29
SEVEN......Page 36
EIGHT......Page 43
NINE......Page 48
TEN......Page 53
ELEVEN......Page 57
TWELVE......Page 63
THIRTEEN......Page 69
FOURTEEN......Page 77
FIFTEEN......Page 83
SIXTEEN......Page 89
SEVENTEEN......Page 96
EIGHTEEN......Page 101
NINETEEN......Page 107
TWENTY......Page 113
TWENTY-ONE......Page 119
TWENTY-TWO......Page 124
TWENTY-THREE......Page 132
TWENTY-FOUR......Page 144
TWENTY-FIVE......Page 151
TWENTY-SIX......Page 158
TWENTY-SEVEN......Page 166
TWENTY-EIGHT......Page 170
TWENTY-NINE......Page 177
THIRTY......Page 183
THIRTY-ONE......Page 190
THIRTY-TWO......Page 196
THIRTY-THREE......Page 203
THIRTY-FOUR......Page 211
THIRTY-FIVE......Page 217
THIRTY-SIX......Page 222
THIRTY-SEVEN......Page 228
THIRTY-EIGHT......Page 234
THIRTY-NINE......Page 243
FORTY......Page 249