β Scribed by Laura Lee
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
MY DICK CAN BE A REAL BASTARD SOMETIMES.
When he takes charge, I've been known to do a lot of stupid shit, despite the fact that I have a genius IQ. Case in point: How I met the woman of my dreams.
Now, I'm going to let you in on a little secret: I don't regret that moment of idiocy one bit. It may have been one of the most embarrassing moments of my life, but you know what they say about first impressions, right? Well, I can guarantee that I made quite the impression that evening. (Don't worry; I'll tell you all the gory details later.)
Most days, she acts like she hates meβprobably because I behave like an assβ but we both know the truth: Rainey O'Neil wants me just as much as I want herβshe just doesn't want to admit it.
Good thing I've never been one to back down from a challenge.
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