Dashing Through the No: A Holiday Romance

✍ Scribed by KB Cinder

• Year: 2019
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 179 KB
• Category: Fiction

✦ Synopsis

Fired and arrested. What a way to kick off the holidays. Brandon earned every inch of the phallic surprise on his car, but that doesn’t mean Fate cares. You see, she and I have been battling for years. Things are looking up, though. I scored a break, and community service is my only punishment. After that, I’d be free and clear, right? Not. Volunteering at the first responders’ holiday party should have been a breeze. All I had to do was dress like an elf for the night. I could do that. But that would have been too easy. Why? Because I’m Juni Mullen, and poor life choices and I are best friends. What’d I do now? Let’s just say Juni was doing a lot more than kissing Santa Claus. And the man playing him? My brother’s best friend. Yeah, I know. If you need me, I’ll be in the tub with a bottle of wine. XOXO Juni