Itβs up to Boggie Frito Bugger and his band of misfitsβincluding inept wizard Goodgulf Grayteeth, halfwit Span Gangree, twins Moxie and Pepsi, and Arrowroot of Arrowshirtβto carry the Great Ring to Fordor and cast it into the Zazu Pits. Can they avoid death by hickey tree and escape the dreaded ball
Bored of the rings: a parody
β Scribed by The Harvard Lampoon
- Publisher
- Touchstone;Simon & Schuster
- Year
- 2012
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 422 KB
- Edition
- 1st Touchstone trade pbk. ed
- Category
- Fiction
- ISBN
- 1451672675
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If broken or busted, it cannot be remade
If found, send to Sorhed (the postage is prepaid).
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