โ Scribed by Cid Banks
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
What would you do if you were trapped in a game as a bard?
Would you take on a demon-worshiping cult? Would you charm beautiful women? Team up with said women to storm a castle and overthrow a tyrant?
Hell yes, you would.
James didn't expect a quick foray into an MMO game to last this long. He's fantasized about being a rock star but has never held a tune. Now he's stuck as a bard. Forever.
Lesser mortals would despair, but there's only one option:Becoming the most kickass bard ever.
Armed with just his wits and a lute, James must survive in a game world where everything wants to kill him. Teaming up with a pair of gorgeous, lethal women is first on the list. Next is conquering the world.
Authors Note: This LitRPG novel contains harem elements, detailed game mechanics, a complex fantasy world filled with monsters, intrigue, and nonstop action!
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"I was worried it would be part of the bard wagon until I got about 5% into it and discovered a rich, exceptional story that had me wanting more. Also blame the writer for that pun, I couldn't help myself. I finished the book the same day starting it. The jokes, story, villains, and trouble the mc gets into had me laughing and worried for his allies." - GH
"I was blown away by how creative the game mechanics were--and I loved how the MC wasn't super powerful. It's very action-packed and the plot moves at a fast pace." - Amazon Reviewer
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