Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands

✍ Scribed by Carlton Mellick III

• Publisher: Eraserhead Press
• Year: 2011
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 1 MB
• Category: Fiction
• ISBN: 1936383659

✦ Synopsis

Product Description

The Bitches are back . . .

They call themselves the Warriors, their enemies call them the Bitches. They are a gang of man-eating, motorcycle-riding, war-hungry werewolf women, and they are the rulers of the wasteland. Following his 2009 Wonderland Book Award-winning novel, Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland , Carlton Mellick III returns with Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands , a collection of three interconnected novels that take place before, during, and after the events of the first book.

Including:

BARBARIAN BEAST BABES OF THE BADLANDS
Talon and a party of warrior biker women must hunt down a pack of giant wolves that have gone rabid.

HORRENDOUS HORROR OF THE HATEFUL HAMBURGLAR
A band of mutant soldiers led by the deadly samurai, Hamburglar, investigates an outpost deep in the wasteland that has become plagued by a horde of deranged undead killing machines.
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FEROCIOUS FEMALE FURRIES IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE __
After Talon is infected with a strange mind-killing parasite, Slayer must lead a party of wolf women into the Forbidden Zone in order to find a cure.

From the Inside Flap

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