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B-Movies and Beer Ruined My Life!

✍ Scribed by Burk, Jeff

Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Year: 2014
Tongue: English
Weight: 61 KB
Category: Fiction

No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.

✦ Synopsis

Jeff Burk is the cult favorite author of several books including SHATNERQUAKE and CRIPPLE WOLF. He is also one of the most original, ridiculous, and nerdy voices in the bizarro genre. B-MOVIES AND BEER RUINED MY LIFE! contains six short stories and two non-fiction pieces by Jeff Burk. From the filming of a hentai where a monster can't get it's tentacles up to a house made literally of cats, this collection shows why Wil Wheaton described his writing as "Lloyd Kaufman and Sam Raimi's mutant offspring,"

This ebook also contains two non-fiction essays. One about his worst reading ever where someone called the cops and an essay on loving extreme horror.

This collection contains:

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING...

THE DOG WHO STARED

HOUSE OF CATS

FROSTY AND THE FULL MONTY

THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED CRACK HEAD IN THE WORLD

PUNK ROCK NURSING HOME

WHEN THE COPS CAME FOR SHATNER OR MY WORST READING EVER

YOU SICK FUCK OR WHY I LOVE EXTREME HORROR

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