Avoiding Mortimer

✍ Scribed by Wargo, J.W.

• Book ID: 100677089
• Publisher: Eraserhead Press
• Year: 2012
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 109 KB
• Series: New Bizarro Author Series
• Category: Fiction
• City: Portland, OR
• ISBN-13: 9781621050674

✦ Synopsis

Rest in Processing...Mortimer has tried his whole life long to avoid everything. He's estranged from his undead family, stuck in a shitty job, and his only friends are ants. Mortimer decides to avoid the rest of living. But it turns out there is much more to avoid after suicide -- Eternity in a body-making factory, a soul-hungry ant blob, God and his minions, the Afterlife, and even what lies beyond it. Aided by a sentient pile of dreadlocks, his acquired skills, and dumb luck, Mortimer attempts to avoid everything -- and does a miserable job of it. A bizarro adventure story about life, the afterlife, the after-afterlife, and avoiding it all -- especially the parts like working as an aglet-biter, or drinking shots of Holy Fuck. --Page 4 of cover.

✦ Subjects

Future life -- Fiction