A Newcomer's Guide to the Afterlife
β Scribed by Quinn, Daniel; Whalen, Tom
- Book ID
- 109504989
- Publisher
- Random House Publishing Group
- Year
- 2012
- Tongue
- en-US
- Weight
- 1 MB
- Category
- Fiction
- ISBN-13
- 9780307428691
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
β¦ Synopsis
The guide of choice for anyone who plans to die someday--are YOU ready for the AFTERLIFE?
To find out, take this simple quiz:
- Like Earth, the Afterlife has celebrities, outcasts, deadheads, losers, and busybodies.
True
False
- Is there an Afterlife after the Afterlife?
Yes
No
- When you first arrive on "the Other Side," you will be given:
a) a set of wings
b) a toaster
c) a copy of A Newcomer's Guide to the Afterlife
Don't worry if you're not sure how to respond. A Newcomer's Guide to the Afterlife has answers to these questions and more--and if you're lucky, some of them may turn out to be right!
An irreverent, one-of-a-kind compendium from the award-winning author of Ishmael, A Newcomer's Guide to the Afterlife can be read as a parable, an allegory, a work of fiction--or exactly what it claims to be: a helpful handbook for the recently deceased. It is filled with...
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