โ Scribed by Peterman, Robyn
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
Itโs not nice to mess with Mother Nature. Really, itโs not.
This is simply not my week. Finding out I canโt cook is appalling. My luncheon with the big-boned Immortal socialites went to Hell in a handbasket. Iโve been hoping to join the Fearsome Five and make it the Psycho Six. However, the chances of that happening now are looking slim. Of course, I could force my way in since Iโm Mother freakinโ Nature, but I want to be accepted for being me andโbecause Iโm fabulous.
Itโs bad enough my two sons, God and Satan, are driving me to crazy town while my best friend, Mr. Rogers, is riding in the backseat having a breakdown. Itโs definitely not a beautiful day in the neighborhood of Purgatoryโฆ
God has taken up softball and is impossible to get ahold of just when I need to chat with him about the impending end of the world.
And Satan. Satan has agreed to grocery shop with me so I donโt show up at his next poker game in Hell and pole dance. See Iโm certain if I find the famous chef Betsy Cocker and learn to cook I can halt the end times. According to the Internet, she resides in aisle three.
What I really want is to be left alone with Billโthe love of my Immortal life. And for the world to not come to a cataclysmic and fiery end because that is unacceptable. God tells me the end times arenโt on his schedule, but the strange days afoot and the physical changes in Bill tell me otherwise.
And I would know. Normally, I create all the strange days.
There is no storm strong enough to defeat me. Ladies and gentlemen, Iโm Mother Nature. I am the mother humpinโ storm.
And itโs not over until I say itโs over.
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